Office Establishment

  1. Respect the cubicle hierarchy
  2. Do not use Terry’s slogan mug
  3. Do not wear jogging trousers on casual Friday (especially if they are of the grey kind)
  4. Nobody’s a vegan on Taco Tuesday
  5. If you make coffee, you make enough for everyone
  6. Nobody shall be seated during the boss’ rendition of “The Heat Is On in Saigon”
  7. If the printer gets jammed, promise your firstborn to Satan
  8. Do not be tardy
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