Medicine Man

accidently blinding

you with my chemically whitened teeth,

I explain the benefits

of the vitamins in my pleather briefcase.

If you want to lose weight, ma’am, I can help.

If you want to gain weight, sir, I can help.

Order today, and you’ll get a 2% discount.

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